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Chris Christie don't get misty

from Singing the obvious to the oblivious by mike skliar

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written about the political 'bridgegate' scandal and other things involving NJ gov. Chris Christie

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Chris Christie don’t get misty, but your presidential run is thru
You screwed Ft lee, obviously, its what you intended to do
You went ahead and closed the bridge
Maybe you should have just closed the fridge
Chris Christie don’t get misty but your presidential run is thru

You can’t deny even if you try you like to throw your weight around
That ft lee scheme played like a dream you’ve been dreaming since the last 100 pounds
You scream at teachers every chance you get
President Christie? Not just yet
You cant deny even if you try you like to throw your weight around

Your aides were fixin, like Richard Nixon, for a big big second term win
Called a special election just for protection, so Corey Booker wouldn’t mess with your spin
Endorsements you did not have to rig
You still would have won pretty big
Your aides were fixin’ like Richard Nixon, for a big big second term win

And now those aides they are afraid, so the leaks are starting to flow
When they start to sing about everything, your problems are going to grow
You weaved your web without much thinking
That web won’t hold when you start sinking
And now those aides are afraid, so the leaks are starting to flow

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Chris Christie don’t get misty, but your presidential run is thru
You screwed Ft lee, obviously, its what you intended to do
You went ahead and closed the bridge
Maybe you should have just closed the fridge
Chris Christie don’t get misty but your presidential run is thru


© M. Skliar 2014

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from Singing the obvious to the oblivious, released April 20, 2014

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